What your coffee knew in November 2015.
November 30
On this date in 1982, Michael Jackson’s album “Thriller” was released.
Your coffee wanna be startin’ somethin…
November 27
The Cunard ship Queen Elizabeth 2 was taken out of service on this date in 2012.
Your coffee wants to be served in the Chart Room.
November 26
On this date in 2011, the Mars Curiosity Rover was launched.
Your coffee wants to take a ride on a six-wheeled rocker-bogie system.
November 25
Agatha Christie’s play “The Mousetrap” opened at the Ambassadors Theatre in London on this date in 1952.
Your coffee wants to ask you not to reveal the reveal the identity of the brewer.
November 24
On this date in 1877, Anna Sewell’s novel, Black Beauty, was first published.
Your coffee is a black beauty.
November 23
Thespis of Icaria became the first actor known to play a character on stage on this date in 534 B.C.E.
Your coffee wants a curtain call.
November 20
On this date in 1820, an 80-ton sperm whale attacked the Nantucket whaling ship Essex in the south Pacific, sinking the craft.
Your coffee would never think of stabbing at thee from Hell’s heart.
November 19
Actress Meg Ryan was born on this date in 1961.
Your coffee wants pie à la mode and would like the pie heated and doesn’t want the ice cream on top but on the side and would like strawberry instead of vanilla if you have it if not then no ice cream just whipped cream but only if it’s real if it’s out of a can then nothing.
November 18
On this date in 1928, Disney’s “Steamboat Willie,” the first fully synchronized sound cartoon, was released.
Your coffee wants to wish Mickey a happy 87th birthday!
November 17
The United States Congress held its first session in Washington D.C. on this date in 1800.
Your coffee wants to vote with the Democratic-Republican minority.
November 16
On this date in 1852, British astronomer John Russell Hind discovered the asteroid 22 Kalliope.
Your coffee wants to write an epic poem about it.
November 13
Walt Disney’s “Fantasia” had its world premiere on this date in 1940.
Your coffee wants to dance the afternoon away with Hyacinth Hippo.
November 12
On this date in 2014, the Philae lander touched down on the surface of Comet 67P/Churyumov–Gerasimenko.
Your coffee wants to fire a harpoon at a great white snowball.
November 11
Bethesda Softworks released “The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim” on this date in 2011.
Your coffee was once an adventurer like you, but then it took an arrow to the knee.
November 10
On this date in 1983, Bill Gates introduced Windows 1.0.
Your coffee wants to reboot your day.
November 9
Robert McNamara became the president of the Ford Motor Company on this date in 1960.
Your coffee would like to see the U.S.A. in a Chevrolet.
November 6
On this date in 2012, Tammy Baldwin became the first openly gay candidate elected to the United States Senate.
Your coffee wants to ask and to tell.
November 5
China’s first lunar probe, Chang’e 1 (嫦娥一号), entered lunar orbit on this date in 2007.
Your coffee wants a microwave radiator.
November 4
On this date in 1847, Sir James Young Simpson discovered the anesthetic properties of chloroform.
Your coffee wants a wake-up call.
November 3
Though never seated because of an electoral challenge, John Willis Menard became the first black American elected to the United States House of Representatives on this date in 1868.
Your coffee wants a beignet call instead of a roll call.
November 2
On this date in 1960, Penguin Books was acquitted of obscenity charges for publishing Lady Chatterley’s Lover.
Your coffee believes in caffeine consciousness.